Record Player

RECORD PLAYER / / Why Floribama Shore is the Trash Fire you Didn't know you Needed

HEY THERE #HOCBABES - WE POSTED THIS BLOG BACK IN 2018 BUT WANTED TO REHASH IT AS IT PERFECTLY CAPTURES THE PARTY STYLE VIBE OF OUR LOST PARADISE COLLECTION! ENJOY!

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Possibly my favorite character - Kortni has a natural stripper name, likes to pee everywhere and has to be held back by bouncers on multiple occasions. Be my BFF plz.

Possibly my favorite character - Kortni has a natural stripper name, likes to pee everywhere and has to be held back by bouncers on multiple occasions. Be my BFF plz.

One of my favorite things ever is a day at home doing projects, organizing and cleaning with trash tv blaring in the background. During one of these productive days I binged on MTV's Floribama Shore and let me tell you - it did not disappoint. 

Making fun of NJ is so overdone at this point (honestly we are glad for the reprieve - I got to roll my eyes at Joey Fatone in an elevator for making a NJ joke and it was an incredible moment) but I'd be lying if I said i didn't miss the shitshow that was Jersey Shore. I'm so siked to tell you that this show has filled that trashtastic void so perfectly. 

Please observe this clip of pure class as they fight native Floridians and roll around in the street. I watched this at least 11 times because it is entertainment at its absolute peak. #DOLLARDRAFTBEERPEOPLE. Also more proof that Kortni is da real VIP.

Then there is this absolutely perfect clip of them dining in a fancy strip mall chain restaurant. PURE TV GOLD. #BOLOGNASE people! YAS!

Thank god there is a second season coming this summer because I don't think I could survive without seeing Aimee throw a bottle of mayo at someones face again or mispronounce perfectly normal words like corsage. 

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Overall the dudes were pretty basic and douchey - I AM pretty interested in seeing Nilsa's faux feminist journey, maybe she will realize that 10 months without a dude after a divorce at 23 is GOOD FOR U BB. LUV U THO. UR LIKE REALLY PRETTY. JOSH WAS LAME.  WHO DID UR BOOBS CUZ THEY ARE PERF.

No but really - this is a reality show thats actually worth the watch - I LOLed and I actually felt kind of heartfelt for these people. Ready for Season 2!


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Thanks to our contributor Angela for this post!

Angela is the other half of HOC. When she's not hovering over the Instagram or managing the website, she enjoys manicures, taking pictures of clouds & getting white girl wasted while watching Bill Murray movies. She is currently doing important Mobwife related research at the Jersey Shore.

follow her journey here @angelabasolis

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

BEHIND THE CURTAIN / / LOST PARADISE

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Can you feel it in the air? That feeling when you are as light as a palm leaf with not a care in the world? That feeling of SWEET SWEET Freedom? That’s the feeling of SPRANG BREAK babygurl! Our latest Exclusive Drop will transport you to a Lush Utopia of Dopeness. So grab your most instaworthy sunhat and your flashiest poolside attire because you’re about to escape in LOST PARADISE.

LOST PARADISE is about Freedom. Freedom to be yourself. Freedom to let your fashion fantasies vibe out in full technicolor for the world to see and the tribe that supports you while you do it.

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LOST PARADISE is inspired by our absolute favorite thing on the planet, a MOTHER F’ING GIRLS TRIP. There’s nothing like whisking away to a tropical locale for daiquiri day drinking and late night grotto debauchery with your favorite people on earth. Because lets be real - you can’t count on bae to take 36 pictures of you posing with a dolphin statue making sure you look like the next Emily Ratajkowski, but your besties will be there prepping you like the winner of RuPauls Drag Race getting THE shot.

Every hand adorned sunny in this Limited Edition Release is named after one of our favorite girls trip locations. They are inspired by our MVP’s, our OG #HOCBabes, our Best Friends. These ladies encompass the vibe of each one of a kind pair and the core of our lives. Pick the one that calls out to you to be its forever #HOCbabe and take home little a Piece of Paradise.

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this blog was written by angela

Angela is the voice of HOC. When she's not hovering over the Instagram or writing our amazing copy, she enjoys manicures, taking pictures of clouds & getting white girl wasted while watching Bill Murray movies. She is currently doing important Mobwife related research at the Jersey Shore.

follow her journey - @angelabasolis


This Blog was written by Angela

Angela is the voice of HOC. When she's not hovering over the Instagram or writing our amazing copy, she enjoys manicures, taking pictures of clouds & getting white girl wasted while watching Bill Murray movies. She is currently doing important Mobwife related research at the Jersey Shore.

follow her journey - @angelabasolis

Insipration

INSPIRATION / / 9 Things That Prove Florida is the Second Greatest Place in America (after NYC, obviously)

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Yes, we love New York, it’s the home of HOC, and my second home (hoping to make it my real home one of these days though.) But, there are other groovy states in America.

I have a special place in my heart for Florida. Sure, many people think it’s trash, and sure, a lot of it is - but that’s just part of the charm. For the last 20 years, I have been going on a family vacation to Sarasota, Florida, so I know a thing or two about this state.

Here are the reasons why I truly believe that it deserves the silver medal when it comes to the greatest places in the US.

Manatees

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The state’s animal is the Manatee, and honestly they are unreal. Nicknamed “sea cows” Manatees are famously friendly fellows, that have a tendency to get themselves in sticky situations.  

Vitamin C baby

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Pretty much all the oranges in the US come from the great state of Florida, and we’re thankful. In 2012, Florida produced 70 percent of oranges in the U.S. So, we have all the vitamin C we’ll ever need. Thanks FL.

Disney World

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Well, if there’s ever been a reason to move anywhere, this is it. Disney World is the most popular theme park in the world, and we can see why. It is the most magical place on EARTH, and I would know - I’ve been 12 times.

Key lime pie

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This iconic dessert was created in Key West, Florida during the 20th century. And now, it has become such an important part of Floridian culture, the pie even has its own festival. Which we dream of attending some day.

Tie Dye

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Now, we’re not saying that tie dye originated in Florida… but we are saying that it’s everywhere in the state. And we are so down.

That weather though

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You may not love Florida (weird), but you cannot deny that sweet sweet weather. I have never once been there without getting a tan, and I usually go in October. The sun shines ALL THE DAMN TIME.

Old people

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There’s a special kind of person that makes the life altering decision to retire and move to Florida. They wear straw hats, drink Martinis and wear colourful shirts all day long. We love them.

Miami

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Did you know that Miami is the only major American city founded by a woman? In 1875, Julia Tuttle first laid eyes on Miami when her father moved into the area as a homesteader. Tuttle decided to move to Miami herself and bought hundreds of acres of land. YAS HONEY.

And lastly… Howie.

Yep, the icon that is Howie from the Backstreet Boys is a Florida native. My job here is done. Thank you for your time.

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THIS BLOG WAS WRITTEN BY BECCA

As HOCs resident Irish chick, I like to think of myself as exotic. A former New Yorker, turned general nomad (I will literally live anywhere), I love anything to do with style. My love affair with HOC began over a year ago, when I met a fiery red head in a bar, and it has been ongoing ever since. I love big sunglasses, glitter, rap music and anything coconut flavoured. You’ll currently find me working in darling Dublin as a Beauty Editor. -Becca

BEHIND THE CURTAIN / / MY LITTLE PONY

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Remember the pure unadulterated feeling of joy you had being like ten years old and calling your BFF to come over to your house for a sleepover, eating insane amounts of pixie sticks and then talk over which dope AF My Little Pony each of you got to be? That feeling? Thats the feeling we got the very first day we unsaddled ourselves in the Big City Ya’ll. NYC is like that feeling after too much cotton candy, after laughing so hard your tinkle a little, after realizing that life is fucking amaze and as long as you have your bestie everything will be just fine.

Pastel Ponies is an ode to every bad ass little babe that rode into the Wild Wild City that is NYC, shook out her boots and said this is my town goshdarnit!

Every hand adorned sunny in this Limited Edition Release is named after the bad ass My Little Pony character that encompasses the vibe of each one of a kind pair. Pick the one that calls out to you to be its forever #HOCbabe and take home a piece of your nostalgic childhood while looking fresh to death.

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This Blog was written by Angela

Angela is the other half of HOC. When she's not hovering over the Instagram or managing the website, she enjoys manicures, taking pictures of clouds & getting white girl wasted while watching Bill Murray movies. She is currently doing important Mobwife related research at the Jersey Shore.

follow her journey here @angelabasolis

INSPIRATION / / Dolly Frickin' Parton

When I think of the women I idolise, many names spring to mind.

Sure, Michelle Obama and Oprah are woke AF, and Hilary C is a total Kween. HOWEVER, if you asked me who my ultimate female icon was, I’d have a very quick answer for you…

Dolly FRICKIN’ Parton.

She is everything I love - glitter, rhinestones and colourful wonder -  all wrapped up into one blonde, big boobed lady. Also her middle name is Rebecca - so we’re kind of the same person, right?

Anyway, I wanted to take this opportunity to make a special tribute to Dolly, while also going through some of her greatest style moments of all time - and wow, have there been many.

Whether it’s pink, yellow, sparkles or tartan - my babe Dolly has never been dull! So, without further adieu, let’s dive on in with the best looks ever.  

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10. SO.MUCH.PINK

Okay, I’m actually a little overwhelmed by this look, because it’s so amazing. Whoever said that you can’t wear head-to-toe sequins was a fucking liar.

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9: Rhinestones EVERYWHERE.

Sorry, this look is almost bringing me to tears. Such a classic, iconic Dolly ensemble. And I’m done. Goodbye. Thank you.

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8: Somewhere over the rainbow.

Not only is Dolly a female icon, she’d somewhat of an icon among the fabulous LGBTQ+ community, which is why this rainbow dress is so important. Represent lady.

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7: Casual.

The true sign of a style icon is having the ability to be casual, and Dolly has nailed it here. So chillaxed in her jeans and her sweater. Just like a normal human. Only she’s absolutely not normal - she’s the most extra.

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7. Red perfection.

I’m getting married in the dress.

Oh, and you can bury me in it too, thanks.

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6. Jeans, but make it fashion.

Sorry, but can we talk about these jeans for a second?

Why do they have slits? Because Dolly Parton.

Why are the covered in glitter? Because Dolly PARTON.

Why do I wish I owned a pair? DOLLY FRICKIN’ PARTON.

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5. Mellow Yellow.

Okay yellow is not a colour many people can pull off. And to be honest, I can’t even decide if Dolly can all the time. However, THIS look is everything to me. She shines brighter than the sun.

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4: Canadian Tuxedo.

No, Justin and Britney did NOT make denim-on-denim cool. Dolly did. And she’s the only fashion icon we need.

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3. OMG.

If this look doesn’t scream COUNTRY MUSIC GODDESS to you, then you blind baby. Bow down ya’ll.

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2. Yee HAW.

This is what it would look like if Beetlejuice was filmed in a rodeo.

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1: SOS

I am fucking deceased. That is all.

Thank you for experiencing this important piece of journalism. If you need me, I’ll be collecting my Pulitzer.

K bye.


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This blog was written by Becca

As HOCs resident Irish chick, I like to think of myself as exotic. A former New Yorker, turned general nomad (I will literally live anywhere), I love anything to do with style. My love affair with HOC began over a year ago, when I met a fiery red head in a bar, and it has been ongoing ever since. I love big sunglasses, glitter, rap music and anything coconut flavoured. You’ll currently find me working in darling Dublin as a Beauty Editor. -Becca

House Parties

HOUSE PARTIES / / RENEGADE @ OCTFEST

We are still floating on unicorn clouds after our incredible weekend vending with Renegade at Pitchfork’s OCTFEST Music & Beer Festival. We found forever homes for soooo mannnyyyy #Sunnies & Glamosaurs, drank lots of beer, danced to The Flaming Lips, had some extreme Governor’s Island Ferry adventures, and we met sooo many rad new friends!



HOCbabe

#HOCBabe / / Dev Bender

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dev bender 

reigns supreme as our endless summer kween

When we were brainstorming about the perfect #HOCbabe to play our Endless Summer Kweeeeeeeen, we knew it had to be Dev Bender. When she's not gracing the pages of this September's issue of Playboy, she's soaking up the sun and being a straight smokeshow on the Florida University campus. We sent her an old school questionnaire so we can find out her all her sultry secrets. 

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#HOCbabe / / #NINADRAMA

When we slid into the DM of 2018 PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR Nina Daniele's IG we could never imagine how awesome this Bronx babe was! We sent her the Crave Case of her dreams, filled with one of kind HOC treasures. Take a peek at some of the amazing photos she took with photog Jhanelle Castillo. 

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#HOCbabe / / DEB

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When we were brainstorming about which awesome #HOCbabe would best encompass the badbabe vibe of 'Bunnies Day Off', DEB was a no brainer. Her playful and colorful murals highlight stunning bunnies being bad AF - just like us. After the photoshoot we chatted with the Mebourne-born painter for a Q&A about what inspires her colorful works of art, her life and a recent accident that has led her on a new course of art and self discovery. 

Deb is one of Australia’s leading contemporary artists. Her instantly recognizable fine art and murals are splashed across the breadth of Australia and beyond. Deb works with many different materials, across a multitude of surfaces, from aerosols on the street and selected interiors, to acrylics, oils & gauche on wood or canvas, digital design, illustration and sculpture.

Her art is a mixture of fantasy and fiction; the fusion of reality and a fairytale world that exists in her mind amongst thoughts and emotions from present and past lives. Her inspirations are both diverse and forever changing as she evolves as an artist.

 

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You mentioned past lives in your bio - can you elaborate on that?

 

 

 Hmm. Well, I think I believe in past lives.. or spirits or the soul jumping from one being to the next.. or energy transferring. I’m not sure exactly. I saw a spiritual healer a few times that is pretty amazing and she seemed to see a lot of links as to why I am a hard working artist. The two personalities of my past that I was told about from this lady, that stood out to me, were a woman and a boy from hundreds of years ago. The lady always had wanted to be a painter, but had spent her whole life having many children and never had the time and was sad about it her whole life

The other was a boy that was forced into creative production early in life and working on complete overdrive. Funny enough, makes some sense because I am not as happy, in any time that I’m not able to be creative, and when I am creative I tend to go into complete overdrive. Those are just a couple of examples relating to me but I am super interested in other people’s experiences with looking into past lives. 

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Do you have a favorite piece? - or one that is extra meaningful?

I think I have several I feel attached to! There’s a set of playing cards in my works from about 7 years ago that I still feel pretty connected to. But it’s hard to say one single artwork. All my artworks have different stories behind them.

Usually my favorite pieces are from darker times of my life, like pain, heart ache or devastation/loss of some kind. Usually that brews up a lot of extra depth and detail into a piece. From the perspective of the action of painting the art and how that feels, I sometimes enjoy painting more complicated then simple. 

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How did growing up down under inspire your work?

Well firstly Australia is a beautiful country (and we have fair health care, which in comparison, is heart breaking in USA) . We have beautiful scenery and amazing beaches, but the people there are super enthusiastic about things in general, and there is strong support for the arts over there. Even in my last couple years of high school, 20 years ago, I was able to do mostly art subjects and this is definitely where I made my choice to become a full time artist. Like any country there are good things and bad things. So this question is a broad, I don’t know how my childhood or upbringing brought me to becoming an artist exactly but since my earliest memory I was drawing, painting, and scribbling on anything I could find. There were artists in my bloodline so I think it was inevitable. I think no matter what country I was brought into, this was going to happen. But just to also mention.. the beginning of my art career was super male dominated so I really had to push super hard for many years till this saw a change and that’s a whole topic in its self. 

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You live in San Fran now - Any insiders spots you can let us in on?

I have a few favorite spots actually! To mention a few would be Trails in the Presidio are do pretty, golden gate park (pretty much all of it) Alamo Square Park and Deloris park.. to name a few. I guess it depends what you’re into but I like to be outside when ever the weather is ok since I spend so much time by myself painting.

We know that you were seriously injured a couple of years ago and have had a long recovery, you are a tough chick! It goes without saying your life must have dramatically changed, but can you talk about how your art has been influenced, changed or affected by this ?     

I was badly injured, unfortunately I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I was seated in a venue that I loved, and something enormous, old metal and very heavy was accidentally knocked and it fell on my head from very high up. At first I couldn’t walk or talk properly and was in a bad way. I have definitely had a rough road with recovery and am still not ready to publicly talk about it in detail because I’m still going through it, but my goal is to eventually paint the journey I’ve been on as therapy and a healing process. I am ok to give a brief insight into how it’s effected my art now. It’s been 20 months and at first I couldn’t even remember how to paint, draw, or anything I was used to. I’ve had to retrain myself to do everything I was doing before. I’m getting there, but it’s still a journey to get everything back. A few things also that have changed are that I’m interested in different things now and things are a lot darker. They’re not dark just because I like dark art but because that’s how I’ve been feeling. I think the best thing I can do is just go with it now in terms of letting it be a subject of my art if it’s going to help me. I’m also interested in different ways to apply my paint now - different colors that I rarely used are now colors I really want to use. Something that has been majorly impacted by my injury is my mural life and that’s rough, however, I will keep pursuing through. I’m not allowed to use regular aerosols now and that was a huge part of my life. I'm only allowed to use water based, so using a smaller color pallet and different paint is also very challenging but I’m definitely not letting it get in my way of continuing to paint. Nothing ever will. I’m still not allowed to climb ladders and scaffolding etc, because of balance issues so my way around that is trying to do more ground level works until things get better. I wasn’t able to fly anywhere for a long while after and still have only flown a tiny amount. I was flying all over the place all the time through my whole art career. My entire art life as I know it has been affected. I’ve been doing everything I can to not let it get in the way of keeping on going and not letting it get in the way of who I am. Art is coming from the inside and there’s always going to be a way to get it out. Life throws fireballs at you and you can either get knocked over or try catch them and use them for your battle. When more time has passed and I’m better healed I won’t just be doing what I was happy with before, I will have come up with something that could never even be thought of if I had not gone through all this. I’m currently trying to use this experience in my art. It’s not easy to talk about so I think If I’m able to paint about it that will help me. I’m hoping it will be interesting and maybe even can help others going through anything similar. Art is definitely a powerful healing tool.

COLLABS, Art

COLLABS / / The Hangover Kit

THE HANGOVER KIT

own your walk of shame

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Our truly unique collab NYC artist @SV_Pinups will make the day after your rager shitshow a bit more bearable.This kit is a total game changer for your next bachelorette ladies night shit show extravaganza. 

 

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Kit Details

A custom collab with incredible NYC Pin Up artist Salvador Vega, these radical vom bags are the perfect add on for your one of a kind #sunnies. Each bag is hand painted and perfect for your adorable vom. The shades will protect you from the glare of the haterz as you waltz to boozy brunch for some hair of the dog. These two combined are everything you need to recover from the dumpster fire that was your night out. 

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HOW DO I GET THIS LIFE CHANGING KIT

Step 1: Pick your radical new Sunnies - add them to that cart gurl.

Step 2: Add a VOM BAG to your cart.

Step 3: Walk of Shame in Style

Just a few notes regarding our rad kits, try to remember after you black out: 

Sunnies are NOT included with your purchase of a VOM BAG. This is so you get a totally custom sunnies/bag combo. Simply add them to your cart separately. 

Your custom VOM BAG is hand painted to order, so please give up to 3 weeks for your #oneofakind art to ship. Perfect for a planned LiLo type rager like a bachelorette - maybe not so much for that night when you go out for one glass of wine and then end up smoking cigs with your halal guy at 4am.

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Insipration

INSPIRATION / / THE SHADY PINES COLLECTION

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Picture it - Sunnyside Queens 2009. Two roomies and college buddies share a small apartment, a passion for vintage treasures, and a love of a show about 4 old ladies #livingtheirtruth in Miami. We often joke that we want an old lady friend commune - no doubt inspired by the rad lives of the ladies of SHADY PINES !

We've been channeling #GoldenGirlsSwag since day one - any one of the glittery estate jewels or sassy vintage bags could have come right out of Blanches closet.  

Give us fern wallpaper and rattan - GIVE US SEQUINS. We love it all.

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Not only is Golden Girls on fleek - they are some of the first feminist's to come right into our living rooms. These rad ladies showed that women are still worth (insert eyeroll here) something after they are of a certain age. The Golden Girls touched on the fact that you can choose your friend family and no matter your age enjoy sex, have dope hobbies and careers and just be overall fabbbbbbbbb. They were mad woke - touching on themes like gender, LBQT rights and racism wayyyy before these were convos had on the daily. 

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#sustainablefashion

#sustainablefashion / / How to Quit your Fast Fashion Addiction

I admit it - sometimes it's hard to resist fast fashion. Sometimes I'm super broke and just really want something shiny and new to lift my spirits and put that pep in my step. It's so incredibly easy (and cheap) to walk into Target or Marshall's for fashionable items that you NEEEEEEDDDDDD to have for this party or that upcoming trip or this week's date night.

The first step is always admitting that there is a problem. Fast fashion retailer's have trained us to accept their 40+ microseasons as the norm. 

more seasons = more profit = more pollution = exploitive labor

Stop the Cycle! Here are some affordable alternatives to boring mass produced goods.

 

THRIFTING

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Obviously, we love thrifting here at HOC. While not ideal for EVERYTHING you can find incredible glassware, home goods, jewels and clothing if you take the time to go through the racks at your local thrift store vs the shitshow racks of your local mall's Forever21. There are other perks too - locations like ReStore Habitiat for Humanity give 100% of profits back to the community - AND are a tax write-off. 

 

 

ETSY

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Recently I moved into a new apt and have made it a point to not everrrrr buy random throw away art from HomeGoods or similar mass produced junk. I frequently peruse Etsy for the same type of goods - but handmade by a real person pursuing a real dream. I have also posted on social media about finding local artists and the response has been pretty epic. There are probably people in your own 'hood making awesome one of a kind art.

 

FB MARKETPLACE

Move over Craigslist. I have been using this FB tool for upcycled furniture - I've gotten some serious treasures from local people/artists in my area for about half of what I would have paid from websites like Wayfair. If you have an idea of what you want and have a little patience, than you can really find something special using this feature. 

 

#SHOPLOCAL

Almost every town has some place to find local handmade goods. Thanks to the interwebs its easier than ever to find out about these events. Even if you are buying new retail - buying from a local boutique is infinitely better than buying from a big box. Getting to know your local community and business owners is also pretty rad!

 

TALK YOUR SELF OUT OF IT

Ok this one is a bit more abstract - but when you find yourself in a store with a bunch of random things you NEED in your cart - talk yourself through each item. 

Do you really need it? Or do you just need the satisfaction of something new.

Do you already have something similar at home?

Can you take what you already have and have it mended or reuse it in a different way?

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Thanks to our contributor Angela for this post!

Angela is the other half of HOC. When she's not hovering over the Instagram or managing the website, she enjoys manicures, taking pictures of clouds & getting white girl wasted while watching Bill Murray movies. She is currently doing important Mobwife related research at the Jersey Shore.

follow her journey here @angelabasolis

Guest House

GUEST HOUSE / / #Hautetootrot's Denver Travel Guide

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Our dear friend Susan is a travel/crafting/cooking maven and posted a really great blog on her website The Trot Vine about her recent best-friend-cation to the mile high city - Denver! 

We are trying to convince Susan to be our in-house guest travel blogger so we decided that a repost here would give you guys a taste of her radical blogging technique! She gives really in depth details about her favorite places to eat and finds the best off the beaten path vintage shop (which we of course love!!!) - AND makes these adorable little maps! 

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LIKE HOW CUTE AND PERFECT IS THIS MAP WE CANT HANDLE IT !!!

She also does fashion design, illustration and other crafty things!

 Check out her website here.

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Follow her adventures on IG @hautetootrot

Record Player

RECORD PLAYER / / Why Floribama Shore is the Trash Fire you Didn't know you Needed

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One of my favorite things ever is a day at home doing projects, organizing and cleaning with trash tv blaring in the background. During one of these productive days I binged on MTV's Floribama Shore and let me tell you - it did not disappoint. 

Making fun of NJ is so overdone at this point (honestly we are glad for the reprieve - I got to roll my eyes at Joey Fatone in an elevator for making a NJ joke and it was an incredible moment) but I'd be lying if I said i didn't miss the shitshow that was Jersey Shore. I'm so siked to tell you that this show has filled that trashtastic void so perfectly. 

Possibly my favorite character - Kortni has a natural stripper name, likes to pee everywhere and has to be held back by bouncers on multiple occasions. Be my BFF plz.

Possibly my favorite character - Kortni has a natural stripper name, likes to pee everywhere and has to be held back by bouncers on multiple occasions. Be my BFF plz.

Please observe this clip of pure class as they fight native Floridians and roll around in the street. I watched this at least 11 times because it is entertainment at its absolute peak. #DOLLARDRAFTBEERPEOPLE. Also more proof that Kortni is da real VIP.

Then there is this absolutely perfect clip of them dining in a fancy strip mall chain restaurant. PURE TV GOLD. #BOLOGNASE people! YAS!

Thank god there is a second season coming this summer because I don't think I could survive without seeing Aimee throw a bottle of mayo at someones face again or mispronounce perfectly normal words like corsage. 

Overall the dudes were pretty basic and douchey - I AM pretty interested in seeing Nilsa's faux feminist journey, maybe she will realize that 10 months without a dude after a divorce at 23 is GOOD FOR U BB. LUV U THO. UR LIKE REALLY PRETTY. JOSH WAS LAME.  WHO DID UR BOOBS CUZ THEY ARE PERF.

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No but really - this is a reality show thats actually worth the watch - I LOLed and I actually felt kind of heartfelt for these people. Ready for Season 2!


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Thanks to our contributor Angela for this post!

Angela is the other half of HOC. When she's not hovering over the Instagram or managing the website, she enjoys manicures, taking pictures of clouds & getting white girl wasted while watching Bill Murray movies. She is currently doing important Mobwife related research at the Jersey Shore.

follow her journey here @angelabasolis

HOC'S RAD HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

From our Fav Maker Fam

We've met some pretty dope makers on our travels! Here is a round up of our absolute favs to help inspire you to make a real live person happy this holiday season and SHOP SMALL!

 

 

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From Strawberry Hedgehog

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From April Zhang

From Spooksvilla

From Despierta

From Caitlin Rose Sweet

from Urban Cricket 

 

Acrylic Addiction

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TRENDING / / ENAMEL PINS

I lovvveeeeeeeee enamel pins. Its like a real life emoji and flair and kinda reminds me of those stickers you used to get with your planner on the first day of school. I get so many compliments on mine, and since light jacket weather is in full swing I put together a round up of some of my favs. 

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ADORABLE CRITTERS

If you love cupcakes and narwhals and go to kawaii events you'll love Nutmeg&Arlo. We are obviously fans of the Dino Enamel Pin $8.79

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SASSY BETCH

The Lapel Pin section on Witchsy is seriously the danger zone. I think the other day I had at least 12 different pins in my cart and had to calmly walk away because I actually can not ball that hard. Definitely the best collection of snarky weird shit from rad indie brands. This Fuck You Pin from Badaboom Studio really reflects my #mood rn $11.00

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WHITE WITCH

For the celestial bohemian goddess inside you, I recommend TNLSUPPLY . I LOVE my GoldDust Woman pin ($10.00) sooooo much and always get comments about its radness. 

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ICON KWEEN

If you're a movie/tv/culture buff, swing over to Sleepy Mountain - especially if you're a Bill Murray fan (ahem) 


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Angela is the other half of HOC. When she's not hovering over the Instagram or managing the website, she enjoys manicures, taking pictures of clouds & getting white girl wasted while watching Bill Murray movies. She is currently doing important Mobwife related research at the Jersey Shore.

follow her journey here @angelabasolis